August 30, 2014

dggeoff:

are you ever about to google something that just brings you physical shame so you type as little of it as you can and hope google autofills it

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August 30, 2014

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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