aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

andreaschoice:

omg

ernbarassing:

person:”that shows so stupid”

me:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?